i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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