Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
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