come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
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Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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My life is pants optional.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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