if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Randomize