that's an acceptable place to lick
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
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He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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