cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
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Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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