I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
They took my balls.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Randomize
