spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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