All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
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Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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