Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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