I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
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Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
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please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I'm sobbing to NWA
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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