Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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