That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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