I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
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Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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