Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
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I just really need a hug and a shower beer
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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