508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
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do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
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Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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