i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
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