ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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