I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
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I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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