she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
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What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious