he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
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i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
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I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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