Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
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Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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