what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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