A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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