I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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