At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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