This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
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