how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented