I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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