Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
if only i could text you this smell
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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