Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize