i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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