it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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