Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Randomize