hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
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Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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