yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
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