I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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