The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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