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I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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