Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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