did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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