That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
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we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
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You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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