I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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