So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
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He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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