Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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