your room smells of hookers.
And success
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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