the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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