dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
