Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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