Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Randomize
