And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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