If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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