He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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