so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
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and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
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