We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
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So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
i think my cat just said my name.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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