Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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