He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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