When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
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Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
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That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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