i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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